Neurosurgeon Adventures prt1

While out pigeon shooting with Rover, our brave and illustrious surgeon happens upon an avian anomaly – his dog has discovered an injured parrot hanging perilously from a tree. Our daring doctor dashes desperately towards the poor critter only to discover that the bird has succumbed to rigor mortis. Throwing his gun to the ground, he sheds a tear on his green jacket. Calling Rover to him, he contemplates a suitable resting place for this hero of the skies, this unfortunate specimen laid before him. He closes his eyes in sorrow, and his upper-class voice quivers as he yells to the woods of his pain.

Upon opening them again, he spies Rover running off with the bird clamped in his pearl-white teeth. Reaching to the ground, he grabs his shotgun and savagely mutilates Rover for this atrocious act.

Back in his BMW, he attacks the Independent crossword while sipping his Sainsbury's "Taste the Difference" coffee. Adjusting his glasses and smirking slightly, he says, "Tomorrow, perhaps fly fishing would be a better idea."